We take you now to the Oval Office.)George: Condi! Nice to see you. Whats happening?Condi: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China.G: Great.`Lay it on me.C: Hu is the new leader of China.G: Thats what I want to know.C: Thats what I am telling you.G: Thats what I am asking you. Who is the new leader of China?C: Yes.G: I mean the fellows name.C: Hu.G: The guy in China.C: Hu.G: The new leader of China.C: Hu.G: The Chinaman!C: Hu is leading China.G: Now whaddya asking me for?C: I am telling you Hu is leading China.G: Well, I am asking you. Who is leading China?C: That is the mans name.G: That is whos name?C: Yes.G: Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of China?C: Yes, sir.G: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the Middle East.C: Thats correct.G: Then who is in China?C: Yes, sir.G: Yassir is in China?C: No, sir.G: Then who is?C: Yes, sir.G: Yassir?C: No, sir.G: Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of China. Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone.C: Kofi?G: No, thanks.C: You want Kofi?G: No.C: You dont want Kofi?G: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk. And then get me the U.N.C: Yes, sir.G: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N.C: Kofi?G: Milk! Will you please make the call.C: And call who?G: Who is the guy at the U.N.?C: Hu is the guy in China.G: Will you stay out of China?!C: Yes, sir.G: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the U.N.C: Kofi.G: All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone.(Condi picks up the phone.)C: Rice, here.G: Rice? Good idea. And a couple of egg rolls, too. Maybe we should send some to the guy in Chin. And the Middle East. Can you get Chinese food in the Middle East?
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